Bob: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Close the door and get in the car!”
Monica: “WAIT!!! AHHH, I just took Adrian’s hat off and am inhaling it, AHHH.”
Bob: (Turns around and rips said hat out of my hands) “AHHH, my chippy.” (Bob calls Adrian, chippy G, derived from Chips McGee) “It smells soooo good!”
Monica: “SAVE SOME FOR ME. DON’T SMELL IT ALL UP!”
Bob: “WAIT, I’M NOT DONE SMELLING IT YET!”
And there we were in the Super Stop & Shop parking lot. Two baby smelling fiends. Intoxicated by the aroma of baby Adrian. Arguing about smelling privileges in front of our children.
If only we could put that smell in a jar and save it forever.